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JISM 2

Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:

Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

Gift Dekh ke

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend ka Gift Dekh ke Behosh ho Gaya.
Gift mein ek Love letter Tha Aur ek Raakhi Thi.
Love Letter mein Likha Tha:
My Love Whenever I See you...
Mujhe Mera Bhai Yaad Aa Jaata Hai. :-)

BOY : May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy

Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

Girls Collage mai Strike

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".